fresh post :D !
tags reply @ bottom of entry(blockquoted).

gave out like most of the presents alr :D
'cept a few.
i keep forgetting sharry's !

had to write so many post-its for the gifts luh :/



my black sweet !
like gave so many people.
nobody liked it ):
so sad luh. i thought it was quite nice leh.


NICE OKAY.


HAHAH. timing so right.


alright, i was like so damn bored.
&i just couldnt get the lyrics outta my head.



today's the coolest day of school in the year 2007.
serious. sufi killed his wrist.

BEAT PEOPLE AND GET INJURED YOURSELF.
very very cute.




see the thing that's popping out?
very cute rightt.

acc-ed him to clinic.
whoaaaaaa, damn fun. he was like almost fainting in pain.
can tell it was damn painful lahh. tsk.

shout-out: MR AJ IS THE BEST-EST TEACHER ALIVE :D
he's like super caring, y'know.
sufi &i got like shocked to thmax.


jialat. funneh.

went BB HQ with iggy, wilson, janvin, louis &chindee after school.
wilson left &we went great world.




emoooookid. just cause of ____.
tsk.






hoooooh, like totally hooked.
iggy &i were like watching ____ together on ____'s PDA.
funneh to thmax.
my first time, y'know. chao interesting lahhh :D

we were supposed to study amath &al.
but went iggy's house instead.


"see lah, act only." -Pangsai.
hurrr, wtv leh.

shout-out: SAW III IS A FUCKING SICK SHOW.
the whole bunch of us were watching Saw III on iggy's com.
&whoever likes watching it, is sick too. no wonder it's R21.
gosh, Pangsai &louis. tsk.
i nearly vomitted luh, wahlao.

tuition-ed after.
En called just now ! hoh, i was like so high.

too lazy to create another entry,
so here's tags reply !

ohyeh, ammar, quite alike.
&egg yolk is so not hot. nonono.

hah isit, leontan.
&yep, you shared the love !

yeh, only mama.
you dont even talk to me online, evelyn !

hah miss you too, sebes !

HAHAH yeah !
like so boring luh, lesbo.
but the rest's alright.

yep, senior. i'm smiling :D
you also ahhh.

i left the chicken rice for you !
&ka, the sweet is so damn nice alright.
heh.

HAHAH wilson, pen with light ehhh.
no, it's 50cents. hur.

janvin, i actually didn't realised leh.
whoaaaa.

kkk, jyan.
tomorrow buy strawberries for you.
hahah.

IGNATIUS TAN, take care alright?
get well soon :D

i was late for an hour :/
sorry, munwah.
butbut, i saw En !
hoooooooooooooh, talked damn long :D

anyway, BanMian-ed after gym.


eeeee.

went BK to study.


caoke tuition-ing again !
i super love disturbing him. HAHAH.


Rei, angmohhhh !
this thing is magic, i tell you.
very very good !


ahmed :D
i'm sorry i forgot to thank you for it.
ty boy-o.
remember, KampongGlam trip !
heh.

Oral tomorrow &i just knew.
so wtf, y'know.

Sweetheart fainted.
take care please )':

Taiwan-trip entry below.
tags reply here.
muahahaha, HERE.

wahlao yen, you also never text me.
suddenly message you very weird leh.
&right, you didn't reply me when i went :/

hah np, cheeyee :D

evelyn, i'm online now.
&i blogged.

i will, ian.

stupid gina, it's with me lahh.
hur. &i tried calling! you wouldn't pick up.

yeh, okay joshy.

alrightalright, JORbabe. i blogged.
go read &tag.

yep, happy cny carmel !
hah yah luh, 'll make your head burst ah.

rly, muahahaha.
i'd ask, if it really were so.
ian told me to show the ip adds, so i will.




















yeh, go click on it &zoom all you want.
&if you're not satisfied yet, watch this.

honestly, i don't think these picts will have any effect.
ian was just being naive &al.

you'd probably say i went to another computer &tagged my own blog.
or even, used another computer &started chatting with myself online.
maybe you'd like to know first, there's only one computer in my house.
but you're so damn determined anyway, that any shit would be a liable reason to you.
except my words, that is.
so that is also why, i don't care &i won't do more for you.

if you want to continue to doubt me, go ahead.
but keep those crazy thoughts to yourself.
this is still my blog anyhow, i choose its content.
&if you don't like the way it is, go create your own blog &shout-out to the whole world what a lying bitch i am.
i don't care.
we'll see who gets more hits eventually.
yeh, i'm that confident of my blog.

what i don't understand, is how come my friends affect you so much.
what have they got to do with you?
they're not even your concern !
you read what you get here,
&if you hate it so much, then just go.
no point getting yourself upset &making me miserable too.
your mother didn't hug you enough ah.
or isit because my blog's too good to leave?
others don't seem to have a prob,
&you just come right here &pull the i-am-so-traumatised-and-affected stunt on me.

what? because they do too many too-good-to-be-true things?
or because i don't ever blog too much about them?
or because i haven't posted a single pict of them?
well, i'm telling you that's the way they are &there's nothing i can do about it.
believe it or not, there are very good people in the world.
&as for the picts, i won't start blogging about them more all of a sudden.
i had my reasons &i'll stick to them.

but i'm telling you,
they are as real as you are.
&if you are my friend, you should be mulling over your own existence instead.
i have this vague idea of who you might be, but i'm not gonna ponder &get angry over it.

&one more thing.
if you are so unwavering over the notion that i am them,
then why won't you put your name?
obviously, you have your doubts about it too.
&if you're not ready to validate them yourself, then don't come whining here.
come to think of it, your existence lack to theirs.

i'm going gym now.
every lie has a loophole.
happy finding the loopholes in the picts, since you're so convinced.
bye.

replying tags after this.
sure. ____ will be wanting that alot, i suppose.

being on a plane.



i was like so excited being @ the airport luh.
mama says people'll think i'm crazy for snapping picts there.



the last time i've been there,
i sent alan to UK.
now i'm sending myselfffff :D
tsk, gay.


had breakfast.
2hrs before flight. we had like plenty of time luh.
oh& the Mac there is like damn glam &al.


travelling companion !
mama's like totally immuned to my pict-taking fetish alr.
that's why she's my mother right. she even reminds me to take picts !
hoooh.


my first purchase = bookkkk.
i bought a book at the airport lehhhh. you got meh?
hoh.


very very cooll.
whole place full of candies.
but then, i couldn't find a single mint in there :/


hooooooh, air ticket !
've never had one of my own before



flight was @ 12.40.
i was like desperately rushing out last minute texts to close ones.
left out a few, still. sorry :/


like so cooll righttt.
kayfine, maybe not.


like walking a tunnel to some mysterious place.
made me damn excited luh.





yeh, i know i'm appearing super *

!
of course i'm damn high about it. heh.


HAHAH, there's

&TheRunway &ThePrestige.
hur. amazing what 4hrs of flying could make you do.


hoh, emo pict.
i don't know why, i don't know how.
it just is.


shopping on plane !
cooll to thmax

. mama bought a perfume.


so pretty

.



&i realised a shocking truth.

puked in the toilet :/
it's like so sad. to think i like flying so much somemore.
ironic luh.


like there's two skies

.
very pretty.


lunchhhh.
salad, fish, biscuit, bread.



4hrs &we reached.
i swear everything from then on is chinese chinese and chinese.
it's like so traumatising to know my chinese actually sucks. big time.
i love Singapore lahhhh. tsk.


17 chinese characters to 13 eng words.
english ownage.
headache, i tell you.


we had to wait for an hour to get everything done.
see, told you i love Singapore.

i feel ultra dumb, y'know.
we walked out &i went "not cold what, who said Taiwan is freezing?"
y'know, just to *haolian &al.
then mama was like "of course lah. you're wearing your jacket."
aiyoooo, *malu to thmax.


oooh, first destination was Shihlin Night Market.
i told you every stupid sign is in chinese.
wonder how lesbo survived when she went there.





chinese :/


chineseeeeeee.


chinese again.
don't spare a thought for non-chinese one.
what if sufi or aziz or hardeep(!) suddenly feels like going Taiwan.


bbq-ed(kao) chicken(ji) queue(pai)?
kiddingggg. but it's still chicken luh.
&it's S$2.50(exchange rate = 20) only, y'know.
S'pore sells like what, $3/4? somemore it's only half the size.
tsk. cheat money nia.
alright, i dont love Singapore for that.


whoaaaa, pict speaks a thousand words.
mama &i shared this. couldnt finish it somemore.
like super huge.


so many strawberries !
i had to pretend like nothing's going on &snap the pict(explains the lousy quality.)
cause the guy looks damn fierce. can't risk losing a few teeth just for a pict right.
maybe cause nobody in Taiwan likes strawberries, so no business, so bad mood.


eeeeeeeeee. it's actually prawns, i think.
this is the kinda food lesbo warned me about, before i left S'pore.
street food are okay. this is definitely not okay.
it's just that my camera doesnt have enough megapixels to capture the flies flying around the pot.
gross-est thing, i tell you.


ohyeh, Taiwan's traffic. power.
i swear you'll get killed if you stay in Taiwan too long.
the traffic light is like this useless pole in the middle of the path.




there's so many shoe shops in taiwan, y'know.
wahlaoo, made me so high.




bin tang hu lu ! (don't know what it's called in english)
i've only seen them in tv before.
like so amazing luh, can actually eat it.
once in a lifetime leh.
it's like a fruit with thick candy coating.


there's like seriously alot of people, y'know.
you don't even have to want to move on your own.
everyone will start pushing you anyway.
didn't get to buy anything @ Shihlin


played this though.
hur. i know it's crazy &al,
but a week without bball, kills.


i tell you all something super *shenqi.
this bun only costs S$0.05 !
like very ohmymama righttttt.

went hotel after.







ohoh, mama &i have developed this crazy habit of having cake every night.
like ultra sinful.




yeh, i'm wearing it back.
last time i'm wearing it alr :/




blisters like very cute right.

slept late. watched tv.
taiwan shows very niceeee !
hooked to thmax.



breakfast-ed the next morning.




i tell you lor. i think 3/4 of the whole journey is spent on the tour bus.
travelling &travelling like mad.



hoh, this place damn cooll.
it's where they grow strawberries.





they even let us pick our own strawberries to bring home !
got alot of big big ones. HAHAH.




picked with my own bare hands.
S$7.50 worth of strawberries ! heh.
i wanted to bring back &share in class,
but mama says it'll spoil. duh :/


it's this pipa fruit thingo.


had lunch here.
every meal the tour provided, sucked.
aiyoooo ):



i know it's supposed to be educational &al,
&i probably shouldnt be complaining about it.
but it's really downright boring when they bring us to places like this.


this one's pretty though.




:O big belly.


all golddddd.
walk in only &you'll go blind. serious :O



sit this one 100% butt pain luhhh.
like so hard.
but very royal lah.




amusement parkkkkk !
don't ask me which date it was ahh, i don't remember alr.
so anyway, the amusement park's like very grand right?



there's sakura !
why'd people wanna go Japan &see it when they can just come Taiwan.
equally pretty, i bet.




got this romantic feel.
like in those korean dramaaaaa.
i'm digressing, sorry.


cheese barrr !
very very fabbb.
mama's totally hooked onto it.


it's called the SpaceRace.
there's this similar ride in Sentosa(when i was about 9years old.)
a screen infront of you and the seat you're in, moves and shakes in coordination with the screen.
as if you're really in a spaceship.
it's supposed to be nice &al,
but there were crazy Thai girls behind shrieking like dying pigs.
so it was bad.


traditional i-don't-know-where performance.


very *shuai :D





they were so close,
it freaked me out a little.


i thought they were gonna come &ask me out to dance orsth.
cause it always happens.
&guess what, they did.
i just kept shaking my head &they went to pester mama instead :D

there's this super big place just outside the amusement park.
like a park or garden.




filled with things like this.
if you take in the whole sight, you'll see how magnificent it is.




R-ated !




aiyo, my house lahh.

i don't suppose anyone would still call Singapore, "A Garden City"(orsth like that),
after they've seen this place.
i mean it's like you step in &you'll go "This is what a garden city should look like whattt !"


pretty hor.
except that stupid bus.


OHOHOH. this place very interesting.
it's steamboat but it's your own.
they just place the pot on a plastic mat and it'll heat.
the owner says the heat will only concentrate on the place where it detects metal.


changed hotel again.
i think it's called Hotel Kingdom orsth.




strawberries !
the ones i picked are obviously better.


hot spring next day !
taiwan is really freezing,
so you can imagine how shiok hot spring was.

i realized, that there's this AhmadIbrahim Netballer in the tour.
cause she was wearing her netball shirt for the hot spring.
HAHAH, random.
then i also realized(okay, not really realized.), i had flu just on the 2nd day of tour.
it just continued. until now :/
go tag now &ask me to take care kkk.


went to this place where they sold *tuchan


mama was like "buy these dolls and look at them at night. scare you to death ah."
yeh, mama very cute right :/


we went pass in the tourbus.
our tourguide says it's the LoveRiver.
awww, how romantic.
the name can actually make the place look more beautiful. no kidding.


tsk. another state, another hotel.
this time have to share bed with mama somemore.
menses came on the same day.
how come i can get so *suay. one &only luh.
lucky i brought pad though.

mama &i weren't really satisfied with the day,
so we decided to go out on our own.
afterall, she knows the city as well as Spore.


i like cabbing, mama likes cabbing.
hoooh, i didn't know they drive on the other side of the car.


went here.
i dont really like shopping malls.
ultra boring. branded goods own the whole place.
but i bought sharry's present &puayleng's *tiedan here though.

went back hotel &snored.
woke up in the morning, ate and set off.


LingZhi. from how the lady promotes it,
hospitals should use it solely for medicine &throw away anti-biotics.
come'on.


self-reared oysters !
they do it &they get pearls.
there's actually a significant difference in pearls that can be eaten &pearls as jewellery.
i always thought they were more or less the same.


101 shopping mall.
supposedly the biggest shopping mall in Taipei.


actually, the whole shopping area is only 5levels.
you even have to pay to get in the tallest level :/


random.

went back hotel.

i stayed in hotel the whole of next day.
watched tv &ordered room service(yay).
cause i was sick &mama had to visit her friend's husband.
not a wasted day though, told you i love their tv shows there.

mama brought me out at night when she came back.


i swear night markets should be the reason people go Taiwan.
it rocks alot luh.
bought like so many things down there.
so much better than glam shopping malls.


wahlao, more gross food.


chou tofu. i think it's called fermented beancurd.
it's really not as smelly as most people claim it to be lah.
i stake my life on it(okay, too serious).
err, i actually think it smells quite nice.
mama says i'm weird.
everytime she smells it, she'll wince &her face will reveal this hint of vomitting.
damn interesting. i think she doubts i'm her daughter because of this.

ohwells, bought alot of people's presents @ Raohe.
i loveeeee NightMarkets !

woke up super early for the last day.
had to do some last minute shopping for presents.


bball court in a shopping mall !
how cooll luh.

oh& the shopping mall itself rocks.
think janvin will like it alot.
practically the whole place sells shoes(nice ones k!),
plus other stuff(jackets, wallets, bags, clothes, blahh) of course
like specially built for youngsters.
:D:D:D

went back &did last minute packing.




HAHAH, paper undies.
heart-shaped somemoreee.


last meal before flight,
beef noodles.
"Taiwan's specialty." -mama

p/s: i kept my handphone on during the trip,
&so many people wasted money messaging me.
wilsonTio, you're one of them. hahah.

p/s/s: i bought all the presents very carefully kkk(no matter how simple).
like my whole heart &soul in it(cliched, i know.)
so even if you don't like it, you better lie and say you do anyway.

p/s/s/s: i'll say if i didn't buy your present.
&i'm not lying when i said i got your present but lost it at the airport.
so you better not say i am if i tell you so.
i'll probably kill your whole family &set your house on fire.

suagu - i don't have the right word for it, but it probably means dumb in one way or another.

haolian - brag

malu - embarrassing

shenqi - amazing

shuai - handsome

tuchan - local products.

suay - unlucky

tiedan - some kinda small black egg, puayleng likes alot.